Tis a few days later and the time had come for the break up. Piper had never been the breaker-upper. So she called up her friend Parker (also her EX) who had a lot of experience with breakup and FUCKING BREAKING HEARTS AND BEING A DUMBASS AND BEING RUDE AND BEING HORRIBLE AND HAVING NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS! Anyways. Parker gave her really good advice on how to let this guy down easily and how to possibily stay friends. Blah Blah Blah... Anyway Piper goes to hang up, and then Parker decides to be a dumbass and open his mouth. "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU HAD A BOOYFRIEND" he mocked from one side of the phone. "Because" Piper retorted "I didnt want you to know". "I WANNA MEET HIM" Parker yelled. "NO! I am breaking up with him." Piper yelled back. "I'll dress like you and meet him and take him back and get you back in a relationship if you don't let me meet him"...............
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WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK PARKER YOU DUMBASS. You'll dress like me to meet my soon-to-be ex. Um... Little creepy there.
WHY? Why is it so important for you to meet him.
WHY WOULD YOU DRESS UP LIKE ME? If that is even possible. I am a small ginger and you are a DUDE! YOU CAN'T PULL OFF THESE GOOD LOOKS....
Sorry. Just thought I should rant.
-Piper over and out!