Yes, the four of us aren't perfect, we have our moments, including crying, fighting, the silent treatment, you name it, we've probably caused one thing or another. Either way, I love these girls more then you could ever imagine. This is how you know your roommates are your best friends You guys have the same interestsYou can be honest with each otherYou've seen ALL of their mood swingsYou've syncedYou have their mom on Speed dialThey have no problem waking you up in the morning for some stupid reasonYou've all had long talks at night about the meaning of lifeThey know about your boy problemsYou have "pet names" for each otherYou guys have handshakes (no, seriously, we do)They can push you to take a riskThey're willing to get ice cream and sit with you while you stuff your face about something stupid that you fucked up on Love,
Meredith So since its Thanksgiving, I have a feeling a lot of people are ready for Thanksgiving break, if not already home. So because I just got home, and I have basically a 20 hour week (within the 3 days I am home, I thought I would just say, yes it sucks to work, especially since I am going back after 3 months to probably a lot of changes. i work in a grocery store, along with my sister, and she has already told me there are like 394849393 new people. Plus, working in a grocery store sucks, especially since everyone and their mom wait until the last second to come and buy their entire Thanksgiving meal. Also, I work with this guy, who I like, and I feel like it will be awkward, because even though nothing happened between us we were friends until i fucked it up (its a long story, and unlike Piper, I'm not really fond of story time. Maybe some day if I'm feeling like telling my whole life story, I'll blog about it). So I guess the whole moral of this blog post, is even though working sucks ass most of the time, think about how great it will be to not have your debit card cry every time you use it when you go back to school...Ok, since there is like literally no point to this blog post, enjoy these pictures of dogs dressed up for turkey day. Love,
Meredith Down here in Southeast Missouri, we just had our first snow. I know what your all thinking, "Meredith, you live in Misery, shouldn't you be used to snow from October until about April." The answers my friends, is yes. I understand I live in the midwest, where we only know Fucking cold as Antarctica, and Hot as Africa (I in no way mean to be offensive to Antarctica or Africa). I love snow. I really do, but I feel as if we went from fall, to winter in 30 seconds flat. Today, my face froze off at least 17 times while I was outside, so heres what I have to say if you are like me and have to take on mother nature. Bundle UpLike, hardcore. You don't want to lose a limb from frostbite because you decided not to wear a real coat or a pair of gloves outside because your only walking outside for 5 minutes. Invest in texting glovesDont lie to me. i know you can't go without being on your phone for ten seconds, so why freeze off your hands, when you could buy a fancy pair of texting gloves that are meant for your smart phone??? Eat food from your dorm, or order in so you don't have to go outside for very longIf you are unlucky like us, there is no food in your dorm, thanks to an unfortunate bout of bad luck. my suggestion is to stock up on microwavable meals, because if not you have to make the decision of freezing your tits off or dying of starvation (because you will die if you skip one meal in college) its hard to make the decision. DONT skip class because its cold and you don't want to get out of bedIts cold. Put on your big girl panties and a coat and go outside! Quit being a little bitch, don't fuck yourself over because you didn't want to walk in the cold for 30 seconds. Motivate yourself"I have a really cute sweater I could wear and look cute and confident tomorrow." "Starbucks if you get your ass out of bed..." Etc. Come up with your own motivations that fit your life. Hot drinks are your friendsHot chocolate, and Starbucks Christmas drinks. Nuff Said. Ride the shuttleIF your lucky enough to have a shuttle that takes you from building to building. You may even be luckier if your school has an app that tells you when the shuttle should be coming around to where you are again. Love,
Meredith Its more of how well you can guess, not so much what you know. Get the App, just go and download it now. I know your just contemplating it, but do it. Play with your friends and get competitive and shit. Use it as an excuse as to why you shouldn't do your homework. When your teachers ask you why you failed the test or why your homework isn't ready say: "I was playing Trivia Crack with (insert name here) and we just kept going back and fourth and I couldn't stop because I had to collect every crown possible so I could have bragging rights for thirty seconds." There. Now you have an excuse, download it. Love,
Meredith Human CalculatorSit down bitches, I am about to tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a girl named Piper, who went to math class every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Her professor was amazing and only taught the basics. On the first day of school Piper was stuck next to a boy named Kenton. He was annoying from the beginning. But then it became worse.
It started off with him whispering the answer to himself. Then it turned into him DOING ALL THE MATH IN HIS HEAD IN LIKE TWO SECONDS AND THEN SHOUTING IT OUT LOUD! I am sorry... but THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION. The professor will ask what is 186+395-3887+28098 x 7576 is... TWO SECONDS LATER! Kenton being a little bitch YELLS 212,867,142!!!!!. BITCH HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THAT CALCULATOR! God it pisses me the fuck off. Damn fuckers. Stfu Kenton. I'm done ranting... -Xoxo Piper "i'm trying to play reverse psychology on the air conditioner" "Sometimes when your gone, I sneak into your food bin and eat your veggie straws.""I also broke your ruler that weekend when we were playing hallway baseball.""I am going to be a professional dolphin singer""Well gay rights just got approved in Missouri so....""I thought that was an animal, but its just a rock""There was a point when I would just sit and count the lights in the light bulb.""I could feed Africa with this amount of sauce.""I'm so mad. A child in Africa could be eating this sandwich, but it tastes like shit." Love,
Meredith having your friends basically make your schedule for you so you have classes togetherWhen you find out someone gets to enroll earlyrealizing you have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn to fight off everyone else registering on your day seeing how many spots are taken up in the class you need to take, that only has one class scheduledhaving to awkwardly wait until the last day to registerrealizing since your a freshman you are last to register and your bound to get the crappy teachers/timescounting your credit hours and what you will take each semester and realizing there is no way in hell you are going to graduate in four yearsThen recounting and adding different semesters and realizing you were wrong, because you know, math is hard Love,
Meredith Halloween is over, and now its time to start thinking about Turkey Day! Here are some cute ways of getting your dorm room ready for Thanksgiving! Turkeys!Well, there isn't much explanation as to why Turkeys should be all around your dorm room. This is the 100% Thanksgiving if you have turkeys. Pilgrims!As a future teacher, I remember in my classroom we would always have Pilgrims around, and since all of us are going to have classrooms one day, why not start now??? Leaves!Fall leaves are great for not only adorning your table at home, but you can put them on your door, and make it look perfect for the fall and Thanksgiving! Pumpkins!Don't save your pumpkins from Halloween, I beg of you. Your roommates will hate you, your suite mates will hate you, your floor mates will hate you, and your R.A. will most likely have to talk to you. Small pumpkins are just as good as big ones, and look nicer since its not Halloween and you aren't carving them. Not only that, but they are cheaper! Love,
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