Partying Every Night
Expectations: GET CRUNCK AND #YOLO
Reality: Netflix Parities and Getting Crunk on Pizza
-Xoxo Piper
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Partying Every NightExpectations: GET CRUNCK AND #YOLOThe movies are a lie! College is not all parties. Sure there are parties, but not every night. Foam parties, keg stands, black light parties, etc. They are not common. If your college is a dry campus, like ours, no parties on campus have alcohol... well they are not supposed to. So you have to commute to the parties, in order to find any alcohol. Getting back to campus after a night of off-campus partying is hard because all the cops searching to give out DUIs. If you come to college expecting to party all the time, you will be highly disappointed. Reality: Netflix Parities and Getting Crunk on PizzaIn reality, college is based around your dorm room. After a long day of classes, all you want to do is sleep, watch movies, and eat. No one has energy to party at the end of the day. Partying requires getting ready, dancing, and socializing. Netflix Partying requires wearing pj's, laying down, and ignoring others during the movie. An added bonus of a Netflix Party is PIZZA! College students weakness is Pizza, and if you tell your favorite pizza restaurant that you are a college student, you most likely will get student discounts. Saving Money! People assume that college is partying when in reality college students just sit around and be lazy. That is the simple truth.
-Xoxo Piper
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